don't fuck with sony.

received this for a project i'm working on:

SONY Logo Usage Guideline

The Sony logo (“Logo”) must always stand-alone. An isolation zone equal to the height and width of the “O” in the SONY logo must surround the Logo.

Do not use the Logo in a sentence, caption or headline.

Do not alter the Logo in any manner. It may not be stretched, condensed, italicized, shaded, or used in outline form. The logo should not be used vertically, diagonally, in a circular fashion or otherwise distorted.

The Logo should never be combined with or placed in close proximity to trademarks or trade names of other companies.

Do not display the Logo against a background that reduces its clarity.

Do not use patterns or designs that will weaken the impact of the Logo.

Do not use the Logo as a background pattern.

The Logo should only be reproduced in one of the following colors:
• Sony Blue (Blue 90)
• Black
• White
• Dark Gray
• Light Gray

This Guide should not be construed as granting, by implication, estoppel, or otherwise, any license or right of use of the Sony logo without the written permission of Sony. This guide should also not be construed as granting approval for proper use of the Sony logo. All use of the Sony logo must be reviewed and approved by Sony.

do want.

hellooooo this is the coolest thing i've ever seen. my birthday is coming up. it's only $400.

FLIP-FLOPS ARE NOT OK!

i will preface this by first apologizing to my lovely friends who wear flip-flops. i'm sorry; i still love the shit out of you and do not think lowly of you for wearing them. but i do not like it when you wear flip-flops. they're white-trashy. and not even that comfortable; and i know that's your excuse. ok, if you're going swimming, and need to get bare-footed on a whim, flip-flops are ok. if you're camping, ok...yeah. at the beach, sure. but honestly: flip-flops are shower shoes. and PLEASE, it is NOT ok to wear flip-flops in a city like sf. you know what's on the ground. and you know that half an inch of foam is not going to protect the bottoms of your feet from being covered in transient feces, urine and/or being poked by the syringes of junkies. and when i see you wearing flip-flops and a big puffy jacket and scarf, that's as bad as the uggs and miniskirt combo.

point in case [not my friend - a vice DON'T] :

Motherfuck. Is there no respite from flip-flops? It must be 40 below out here and we still have to stare at toes like the air conditioning broke in a college dorm. What is it about stepping in shit where even when it’s frozen people just can’t get enough of it?

creepy little human mouth.