the telectroscope, a viewing tunnel between london & new york

maybe i'm naive, but i had no idea you could just burrow from one side of the earth to another with a huge drill. yeah...you can't. good thing i'm so damn logical.

i perused this website, and was like, "this is insane!"

and this. but wait...those bricks are curiously resting on that dirt. looks too clean to be real.

and then these photos.

then i delved deeper and realized it's an art project, and almost true. you can, in fact see from one end of the viewing lens to another, from brooklyn to london... but i won't spoil it for you, you can read this article.

gimme a break!

toxic slimy rainbow slugs...aka: nudibranchs. i had no idea! the second ones below look like clay. insane! national geographic has a feature and some beautiful photos by david doubilet. nature is amazing. thanks for killing it, humanity.

"Found from sandy shallows and reefs to the murky seabed nearly a mile down, nudibranchs thrive in waters both warm and cold and even around billowing deep-sea vents. A few make their own poisons, but most pilfer from the foods they eat. Species that dine on toxic sponges, for example, alter and store the irritating compounds in their bodies and secrete them from skin cells or glands when disturbed. Other nudibranchs hoard capsules of tightly coiled stingers, called nematocysts, ingested from fire corals, anemones, and hydroids. Immune to the sting, the slugs deploy the stolen artillery along their own extremities."

george w. bush sewage plant?

the presidential memorial commission of my dear subversive san francisco wants to rename the oceanside wastewater treatment facility. what other fitting name than the george w. bush sewage plant? they're petitioning to get this on the november ballot... awesome! who is on the board of directors of the presidential memorial commission? none other than peaches christ & chicken john, to name a couple.

"We believe this is an appropriate honor for a truly unique president. If you think so too, join this grassroots movement to rename this important and iconic landmark in his honor."

"We believe this is a appropriate and enduring legacy, for no other president in modern American history has accomplished so much in such a short time."

presidentialmemorial.wordpress.com

localpolitics.meetup.com/187

green porno.

i just learned that snails are sadomasochistic hermaphrodites and that a spider doesn't have a penis, so he has to shove his sperm into the female's epigynum with his palpi.

borderline creepy/hilarious isabella rosselini wrote and directed these short films about insect sex, called green porno. the snail, earthworm and fly shorts are my winners.

nerd alert!

pantone, the color whore it is, is marketing interior paint...about time! what have OCD housewives with an artsy edge and interior designers been using all this time? you know you want the perfect, most accurate hue of blue to compliment your couch, no? i do. plus...it's earth-friendly (like everything else these days).

stefanie posavec just made me cry.

i can't even put into words how amazing and gorgeous i think this work is. i haven't seen something so unique and intricate and layered and beautiful in like...a long time. SO IMPRESSIVE! i'm kinda nerdy and without words right now so i will quote the entry from notcot.com:

The pieces featured in On the Map focused on Kerouac’s On the Road. The maps visually represent the rhythm and structure of Kerouac’s literary space, creating works that are not only gorgeous from the point of view of graphic design, but also exhibit scientific rigor and precision in their formulation: meticulous scouring the surface of the text, highlighting and noting sentence length, prosody and themes, Posavec’s approach to the text is not unlike that of a surveyor. And similarly, the act is near reverential in its approach and the results are stunning graphical displays of the nature of the subject. The literary organism, rhythm textures and sentence drawings are truly gorgeous pieces. It’s not often that I am so thoroughly impressed by the depth of an artist’s work, but somehow, for me, these pieces do it all.

obviously, judging by how many time it's been used in this post, gorgeous is thee best word to describe stefanie's work. helllooo, just take a look:

logo evolution.

neat-o-rama.com has a...neat look at the origin and evolution of a handful of tech companies' logos. too bad google can't evolve from a kindergarten classroom's perspective.

passive aggressive note sighting!

this note is from the bathroom of the office building i work in. pretty much every time i've gone into this certain stall for the past few weeks, there has been pee on seat. i have been hashing over a much less tactful note to display, but someone beat me to it.

you may be thinking to yourself, 'how do you know it's the same woman peeing on the seat?' it's just one of those things - i just KNOW. i see it once, i know the markings of the mystery woman. apparently ghost writer has this sixth sense, too.


sent to www.passiveaggressivenotes.com. maybe i'll get posted.

27 in 2007.

i made a little digital mixtape of the 27 songs that remind me of my 27th year. they go in chronological order. except the first and last, they are my two favorite songs from my favorite band of 2007. omg exciting!

http://www.filefactory.com/file/c43a20

i love charley harper!!!

god he blows me away. so simple and gorrrrrgeous. i hope to have a little bit of charley harper's soul swim through my veins one day. you can buy [me] charley harper - an illustrated life at ammo books.

moneygami!

in the top 5 cute of all time...

the daily coyote, my new favorite blog.

mmmmmeat!

for all you meaters out there....

ork posters.

these are so neat. i love anything map-related. these guys give a pretty decent representation of the neighborhood boundaries of sf, chicago, brooklyn, boston and others. and, they donate 2% of all sales to the river action and heal africa funds.

don't fuck with sony.

received this for a project i'm working on:

SONY Logo Usage Guideline

The Sony logo (“Logo”) must always stand-alone. An isolation zone equal to the height and width of the “O” in the SONY logo must surround the Logo.

Do not use the Logo in a sentence, caption or headline.

Do not alter the Logo in any manner. It may not be stretched, condensed, italicized, shaded, or used in outline form. The logo should not be used vertically, diagonally, in a circular fashion or otherwise distorted.

The Logo should never be combined with or placed in close proximity to trademarks or trade names of other companies.

Do not display the Logo against a background that reduces its clarity.

Do not use patterns or designs that will weaken the impact of the Logo.

Do not use the Logo as a background pattern.

The Logo should only be reproduced in one of the following colors:
• Sony Blue (Blue 90)
• Black
• White
• Dark Gray
• Light Gray

This Guide should not be construed as granting, by implication, estoppel, or otherwise, any license or right of use of the Sony logo without the written permission of Sony. This guide should also not be construed as granting approval for proper use of the Sony logo. All use of the Sony logo must be reviewed and approved by Sony.

do want.

hellooooo this is the coolest thing i've ever seen. my birthday is coming up. it's only $400.

FLIP-FLOPS ARE NOT OK!

i will preface this by first apologizing to my lovely friends who wear flip-flops. i'm sorry; i still love the shit out of you and do not think lowly of you for wearing them. but i do not like it when you wear flip-flops. they're white-trashy. and not even that comfortable; and i know that's your excuse. ok, if you're going swimming, and need to get bare-footed on a whim, flip-flops are ok. if you're camping, ok...yeah. at the beach, sure. but honestly: flip-flops are shower shoes. and PLEASE, it is NOT ok to wear flip-flops in a city like sf. you know what's on the ground. and you know that half an inch of foam is not going to protect the bottoms of your feet from being covered in transient feces, urine and/or being poked by the syringes of junkies. and when i see you wearing flip-flops and a big puffy jacket and scarf, that's as bad as the uggs and miniskirt combo.

point in case [not my friend - a vice DON'T] :

Motherfuck. Is there no respite from flip-flops? It must be 40 below out here and we still have to stare at toes like the air conditioning broke in a college dorm. What is it about stepping in shit where even when it’s frozen people just can’t get enough of it?

creepy little human mouth.

best ever!

how could i ever leave this place?

from atop mount davidson, out my front door...

...and a little hike.

if you didn't know, mount davidson is the tallest point in sf. 925 feet.

DUH.

A Bay Area couple with two kids can't make it on $50,000 a year.

i make a bit less and all i have is a cat and i can barely afford to live here.

toxic brooklyn.

it's pretty interesting that one of the hippest, most diverse neighborhoods in the country [not to mention one of the most expensive places to live] is also one of the most polluted and contaminated with toxic waste. here lives the largest environmental disaster in the history of nyc, the greenpoint oil spill. which is actually a leak from exxon mobile holding tanks that began 57 years ago; slowly letting 17 to 30 MILLION GALLONS of oil into the ground & nearby newtown creek (which empties into the east river, and then yay, into the atlantic). so not only is the oil under the ground and in the water, it is slowly making its way to the surface underneath homes in the greenpoint neighborhood, enough that residents can smell vapors coming from the ground. another really great thing about living in the willamsburg/greenpoint area is the sewage treatment plant and garbage storage facility. oh and the nuclear waste storage site. woo! let's move to williamsburg and live in a refurbished art loft and be another victim of brain and/or liver cancer!

here's a really good documentary:




the other 7 parts are here.

unnecessary quotation marks.

i always wonder what goes through people's "minds" when they use quotation marks in random instances. this blog lets me revel in making fun of people for bad punctuation.

?????

so i google my name once every day i mean couple of weeks just like everyone else in the world. and today, instead of my usual flickr photos or linkedin profile coming up, like 20 different asian sites came up, and they are featuring my designs. looks like they are blogging or just soliciting artists, but i have no clue because i don't speak asian. oops was that racist? sorry. anyway. i can't figure out how to contact the people who run these sites. they aren't listing my contact information, which kind of bugs me because maybe i could get an awesome job in osaka if it was. what's the deal?


http://www.visionunion.com/articles/200709280079.html

http://bbs.arting365.com/viewthread.php?tid=122146&extra=page%3D3

mind eff.

illusion art made from found objects and trash.

this one was done by tim noble and sue webster, called dirty white trash [with gulls]

yesssss.

i relate.

i don't deny i have a bit of passive-aggressiveness in me. i've left notes. i am house mom. my name spelled backward is ainal, yes.

si scott = mf badass.

i can't really say anything except that his illustration & design is absolutely gorgeous. this is the vein of stuff i aspire to do when i get my spark back.

mothersbaugh art.

i knew mark mothersbaugh was totally rad as a musician, but i did not know he was totally rad as an artist as well. his postcard diary work, art that he drew on postcards while on tour with devo, is featured on vases, plates and other pretty things at walteria living.

omg creeeeeeeps!

love.

the eye of the earth.

the richat structure in mauritania, a huge circular formation that resembles an eye when looked upon from space. click the picture to see it really looking eye-ish. nature is ok, i guess.

kind of the best thing ever.

nude shirts and suits 'inspired by' alba d'urbano and greg friedler. i don't know if that means the photographer was inspired to make and shoot these suits after he saw his pals nudey , or that they designed them and he just shot them? kind of unclear. anyhow...so rad.

it's the shit!

srsly...you stuff these machines with food and they make poo-poo.

creeps.

do want.

buy me this? brave space design's coat range.

00001.

um so i'm 'blogging'? if blogging is synonymous with posting images and links to stuff that grasps my ADD-I-SIT-AT-A-COMPUTER-AND-GROW-MY-ASS-ALL-DAY eye, then yes.

first off, ponder this: